I Am Not Emotionally Prepared to Merge – Funny Frog Bumper Sticker
Merge lanes? Emotional readiness? Mr. Frog said no.
This original bumper sticker features a watercolor painting of everyone's favorite anxious amphibian in strawberry attire, paired with the all-too-real phrase: "I am not emotionally prepared to merge." Made from heavy-duty vinyl with a matte finish, it's waterproof, weatherproof, and holds up beautifully on cars, laptops, or water bottles.
A perfect gift for nervous drivers, introverts, or anyone who faces every highway on-ramp with dread.
Specs:
• Heavy duty vinyl
• Matte finish
• Waterproof, weatherproof, fadeproof, and scratch resistant
• Car & dishwasher safe
• Approx. 7.5" on longest edge
• FREE SHIPPING AVAILABLE
In a world where stickers are known for depicting stolen artwork, trust Owlfeathers Watercolor to provide you with high quality stickers with a direct artist to consumer link you can stand behind.
All stickers from Owlfeathers Watercolor come from original watercolor paintings which have been scanned and turned into durable stickers you are sure to love!
Check out my Instagram: @owl.feathers and my website owlfeatherswatercolor.com for more!
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Merge lanes? Emotional readiness? Mr. Frog said no.
This original bumper sticker features a watercolor painting of everyone's favorite anxious amphibian in strawberry attire, paired with the all-too-real phrase: "I am not emotionally prepared to merge." Made from heavy-duty vinyl with a matte finish, it's waterproof, weatherproof, and holds up beautifully on cars, laptops, or water bottles.
A perfect gift for nervous drivers, introverts, or anyone who faces every highway on-ramp with dread.
Specs:
• Heavy duty vinyl
• Matte finish
• Waterproof, weatherproof, fadeproof, and scratch resistant
• Car & dishwasher safe
• Approx. 7.5" on longest edge
• FREE SHIPPING AVAILABLE
In a world where stickers are known for depicting stolen artwork, trust Owlfeathers Watercolor to provide you with high quality stickers with a direct artist to consumer link you can stand behind.
All stickers from Owlfeathers Watercolor come from original watercolor paintings which have been scanned and turned into durable stickers you are sure to love!
Check out my Instagram: @owl.feathers and my website owlfeatherswatercolor.com for more!
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Merge lanes? Emotional readiness? Mr. Frog said no.
This original bumper sticker features a watercolor painting of everyone's favorite anxious amphibian in strawberry attire, paired with the all-too-real phrase: "I am not emotionally prepared to merge." Made from heavy-duty vinyl with a matte finish, it's waterproof, weatherproof, and holds up beautifully on cars, laptops, or water bottles.
A perfect gift for nervous drivers, introverts, or anyone who faces every highway on-ramp with dread.
Specs:
• Heavy duty vinyl
• Matte finish
• Waterproof, weatherproof, fadeproof, and scratch resistant
• Car & dishwasher safe
• Approx. 7.5" on longest edge
• FREE SHIPPING AVAILABLE
In a world where stickers are known for depicting stolen artwork, trust Owlfeathers Watercolor to provide you with high quality stickers with a direct artist to consumer link you can stand behind.
All stickers from Owlfeathers Watercolor come from original watercolor paintings which have been scanned and turned into durable stickers you are sure to love!
Check out my Instagram: @owl.feathers and my website owlfeatherswatercolor.com for more!
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